What? You haven't noticed? Well, then...courtesy of Scott Carmichael at Gadling, here are the Top Ten ways to identify the most obnoxious of the species.
I will admit to only one...and only in rare instances. I am guilty of angling to be the first to board a plane...but only when I'm seated in a bulkhead seat so that I can secure overhead bin space for my laptop.
'Cause...if I don't, the obnoxious business travelers will hoard said space and then my laptop gets checked and ends up like Dave Carroll's guitar. So, I think I get a day-pass on that one, because I actually have a rational reason for my actions...and not because I'm "all that."
The rest of Scott's examples...maybe we'll consider them for additions to our Air Laws.