"Fins to the Left, Fins to the Right...and you're the only bait in town."
Those are lyrics to one of Jimmy Buffet's concert staples, "Fins." It's the landsharks, you see, that prowl the night, looking for unsuspecting (or eagerly suspecting) females.
As with his Margaritaville website, product line, Sirius radio channel and restaurants, no good song goes unmaximized. Case in point, the "Cheeseburger in Paradise" restaurant chain. And now...Landshark Lager.
Only, the e-mail roll-out and supporting website were a monumental bust.
As a card-carrying parrothead, I receive regular e-mails from the man who should be President (or, more probably, one of his minions). And the one I received Wednesday made me laugh out loud. Landshark Lager. And as Larry the Cable Guy would say, "I don't care who you are. That's funny, right there."
So, of course I click through to the website to find a retailer near me. I want to sample Landshark tonight (OK, call me easy). But the home page birthday function to permit access doesn't work with my birthday (and I'm, err, over 21). I tried a few other dates and finally gained access.
But, once in, virtually every potential link was inactive, saying "Coming Soon." And the "find a retailer near you" function didn't work. Tried it in Firefox. Tried it in Safari. And, here in Madison, it's TWO strikes and you're out.
WTF? Great artist. Great company. Great ideas. Great new product that will fly off the shelves every summer, guaran-damn-teed.
Shitty e-launch.
Hey Marketing Dude? Might I suggest actually testing the website on a couple browsers and platforms before e-mailing an invitation to your international fan base?
Just a thought...
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