Not since the Budweiser Lizards have I enjoyed a beer commercial concept as much as Miller’s “Man Law” series.
And, on my way back from Rochester NY, I’ve decided that somebody’s got to establish a new set of Laws for commercial air travel. And that someone is me.
AIR LAW 1: There will be no reclining of seats under any circumstance unless a) the seat behind you is empty, b) you ask permission of the person behind you and/or c) that permission is granted. Those in violation of this rule will be subject to knee jabs throughout the flight, especially just as they start to nod off.
I don't care how tired or important you think you are. And, I don't care how small the person is behind you. Reclining ALWAYS cramps the person behind you.
I mean, really. How self-absorbed can these clowns be? Of course, they might just be clueless, having never been reclined upon before because the person in front of them has always been considerate of their travel mates.
No Reclining. Air Law Number One.
I’ve got more...but I bet you do too. E me or hit the Comment link below.
Yes, indeed! It's about time we had this.
Here's another one:
JEB's air law - no person shorter than 6' in robust health should ever be allowed to occupy an emergency exit row seat!
Why is it that I (6'2") am always stuck in a regular aisle, while some 5'2" granny who couldn't possibly open the emergency door is sitting there, unable to touch the seat in front of her even with outstrechted legs. It's a travesty -;(
Posted by: Joe Buhler | January 19, 2007 at 17:48