It didn't take me long (like, less than 24 hours) to decide that these new TSA security lanes that allow passengers to self-select their speed sound like a pretty cool idea.
To insure they stay cool, we are issuing the following Air Law:
Any passenger caught utilizing the "Expert" lane at Security that is not, in fact, an "Expert" (as proven by their attempt to bring copious liquids, gels, coins, knives, etc. onto the plane) will be directed to the back of the Families line to be rescanned. If said poser was doing so to impress their significant other, they will, at the discretion of the TSA Agent in Charge, be ordered to strip naked, be loaded onto the x-ray conveyor belt, run through the machine and then given between 1 and 3 swats with a fraternity paddle.
While the rest of us watch and take pictures with our mobile phones....
That'll teach those posers.....!
Posted by: Joe Buhler | July 30, 2008 at 08:18
Good idea. Ought to be pretty amusing for the families!
Posted by: Gary Knowles | August 12, 2008 at 11:39