Or Lox and Bagels. Or Me and Mrs. Jones (or Me and Mr. Jones, for that matter...or even Mr. Jones and Me). Somethings just go together.
Like Ecstasy and Wine and Music. Which is why Vietnam is moving to ban dancing in karaoke rooms.
According to Le Anh Tuyen, Vietnam Tourism's Legal Eagle: "Ecstasy always goes with wine and music so, if the state doesn’t ban dancing, karaoke establishments will be misused. So we suggested not dancing at karaoke establishments. If someone wants to dance, go to discotheques."
Where, I guess they don't have Ecstasy and Wine...and, umm, Music.
He further explains: "The concept of dancing is very large. Depending on the situation, inspectors will decide who violates the rules and at what level. If someone dances to soft music and doesn’t drink wine, doesn’t scream, the punishment will be gentle."
Kinda like porn, eh? I'll know it when I see it?
"Evils will not be prevented without banning dancing."
I'm hoping that this is funny because of loose translation...but I have a funny feeling it's not.
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