This is another Air Law that is being increasingly ignored. Some airports come equipped with lots of electrical outlets for road warriors to recharge laptops, iPods, phones and video players. Some (like ORD) do not.
I was in one of those airports last week, prowling like a junkie looking for a quick fix...praying for just a little juice with which I could finish a report on the next flight. Everywhere I looked, outlets were being bogarted by individuals that had plugged their stuff into both outlets.
And...ummm...that's just selfish. Thus:
AIR LAW 12: The One Person - One Plug Rule is now in effect. I mean, really, I know you think you're all that and a bag of chips. But, what gives you the right to block others from the juice they crave? Pick the tech unit that is most important to you...but not both. 'Cause that just shows the world how selfish you are.
Air Law Marshalls are hereby authorized to remove the largest of the two adapters from the plug you're bogarting...and stick it up your self-absorbed butt.
Hey...no whining. You selfish goofs brought this on yourself.
I was in one of those airports last week, prowling like a junkie looking for a quick fix...praying for just a little juice with which I could finish a report on the next flight. Everywhere I looked, outlets were being bogarted by individuals that had plugged their stuff into both outlets.
And...ummm...that's just selfish. Thus:
Air Law Marshalls are hereby authorized to remove the largest of the two adapters from the plug you're bogarting...and stick it up your self-absorbed butt.
Hey...no whining. You selfish goofs brought this on yourself.
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